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You'll Never Guess Who Won the Heisman Trophy Last Night


That's right, Johnny Manziel 2.0, Baker Mayfield. I can't wait for the headlines coming out this winter/spring talking about a potential nagging injury, maybe a potential dad bod formation, any kind of PR stunt to make the Cleveland Browns a little sketchy on drafting this man. Well guess what, Baker. You can't run from fate...

And fate will prove true once again. Enjoy getting drafted by the laughing stock of the NFL, only to carry over your college drinking habits with the new paycheck you're gonna get. This man could very well be done with football by 2020. But for now, welcome to the Bake Show.

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