So, apparently I made a huge mistake in not alerting my fellow Stoop Kidz to my presence at Wing Bowl 26. Joe was especially salty, as was evidenced in his write up regarding my attendance and apparent remorseless response to his complaints. So without further ado,
Dear Joe and Matt,
Sorry about not letting you know about Wing Bowl. My bad. The Eagles being in the Super Bowl has me all over the place, and I refuse to communicate on the subject until the game is over. Due to this, I forgot to let you know I was going. It was pretty sweet. There was beer, boobs, and Eagles chants all morning long. And Molly Schulyer set the world record with 501 wings eaten. You really missed out.
At the same time, you also could have remembered it was happening and you wanted to go, so like, do better next time too and we won't have this happen again. Go birds!
Sincerely,
Me
As for commenting on the Super Bowl, I won't be doing that until after the fact. I am too beside myself today to offer any sort of opinion of the game. Hopefully I will be able to write about the riot that will be had in the streets of Philadelphia if the Eagles win.