The first Joel, Philadelphia did say,
Was so certain the process would be successful this day.
On the court where they play, defeating the heat,
Every shot the heat makes is blocked on repeat.
Dario makes a steal as quick as a mouse,
With a bounce pass to Simmons get the fuck out of our house!
On Ben! On Roco! On Dario! On Illy!
Scream all the fans in the stands from Philly!
Off the players went to the net in a hurry,
And on the bench Spoelstra’s face was red with fury!
Dwayne Wade stared in surprise as the sixers dribbled the ball,
As he considered retirement for early next fall.
And up to the net Simmons dunks with a boom,
The fans cheer his name, sound filling up the room.
Another sixers win! The heat are in trouble,
As Ben smirks to himself with another triple double.
Later that evening all snug in her bed,
Rihanna can’t get the Phantom of the Process out of her head.
And out in the distance she heard a slight chime,
Then something landing on the roof as light as a dime.
She went to the roof to inspect the disturbance,
And saw a golden sleigh that gleamed with importance.
Her eyes grew wide as she looked to the front of the sleigh,
There were 10 magical cats purring away.
“Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!” a voice said with a laugh,
I made it to the All Stars and I’m digging that ass.
She spun around quickly and gave him a kiss,
“Nice job on the win, I’d love to be your bitch.”
They went in the sleigh and the cats raised in a flash,
Off to the next round, but first to go home and smash.
Up in the sky the Process said with a grin,
“It is time for the Sixers to get a championship win!”
