Holy hell I'm at it again. After the Sixers spanking from the Celtics on Monday night, I figured Brett Brown and the rest of the team could use my help. They need the key.
Honestly, what did teams do before I started this segment? So many times games could have been changed. Losers could have been winners. I mean, think about it. Knowing exactly what you need to do before game time to come out victorious? Game changing. And here I am, putting out the secret for all to see. If you don't listen, you lose. Simple as that. Can't feel bad for teams these days while I'm out here doing the Lords work for them.
And I do it all in a fun and exciting manner. This is the future of storytelling. It's the future of sports betting. Shit, Vegas probably gets these faxed to them every single time I drop one. It swings lines BIG TIME. Agents call their players, GM's call their front offices. Everyone is in an uproar and it's all because I'm out here just telling people the truth. "Joe just dropped THE KEY!?"! People pull over when they hear the news on the radio just to pull up our site and see what it is.
And just like that. Boom. The bomb just dropped on everyones timelines. Brett just added this screenshot to the start of his powerpoint presentation to give at the team meeting before lunch. All they have to do is read and react. The key is in their hands.