Rivalry Week! Can you believe we are already upon the end of the college football regular season? Cant say I didn't tell you so, but another 60% season for your boy and we're looking to improve today. Easy money, feel me flow degenerate's.
(4) Michigan @ (10) Ohio State: Michigan -4.5
I want this game to be close, I really do. And again, credit to me for being all over Michigan coming into this season as the dark-horse candidate for the Big Ten Championship. The past couple of performances from Ohio State just don’t say anything to me that screams tight match here. The almost lost to both Maryland and Nebraska in 2 of their past 3 games. Michigan just has to do what it has been on both sides of the ball and this will be a fairly easy win for them. I’m not that worried, because Urban Meyer isn’t allowed to win this game and have nice things this season. That’s just a rule now.
Final Score: Michigan 32, Ohio State 25
Auburn @ (1) Alabama: Auburn +24.5
THROW OUT THE RECORD BOOKS! Well, not really. Alabama is going to win this game, no problem. But Auburn might make things a little interesting in the first half, Alabama will pull away in the 3rd, and then give some of the second-string guys some minutes. If they go up by 3 scores, they’ll ease up. Perfect back door cover opportunity for War Eagle today. I’m taking those points.
Final Score: Alabama 32, Auburn 10
(15) Kentucky @ Louisville: Kentucky -16.5
If I have learned one thing about teams this season, it’s that Kentucky had one of its best seasons ever and Louisville fucking stinks. Kentucky isn’t going to go down without playing the football they’ve been looking to play all season. Louisville has been dead and kicked time after time for weeks now. Another L coming to their season today.
Final Score: Kentucky 34, Louisville 17
(7) LSU @ (22) Texas A&M: THICK SACK 48
JOE YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ROOT FOR UNDER 48 IN A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME!? Listen, just because I was blessed with the knowledge when to whip out my thick sack doesn’t mean you have to question every single time I do so. This is Jimbo Fishers chance to make a statement against a top ten LSU team. I think he ultimately is able to succeed with this (sorry Coach O), but it’s not going to be easy for either sides of the ball. We’re talking field goals folks.
Final Score: Texas A&M 24, LSU 21
(3) Notre Dame @ USC: THICK SACK 54
TWO STRAIGHT!? JOE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!? I’ll tell you what I’m thinking. I’m thinking about putting my nuts all over Vegas’ drum set. I’m thinking either teams that shouldn’t have a tough time, will get the Sunday Scaries on Saturday. I’m thinking that if that isn’t the case, and the teams that should throw up points, might have a lot of second-string guys see some minutes as they get prepped for the playoff. Either way, if it’s close, or it’s a blowout. This is getting the thick sack. Congrats on your undefeated season Irish.
Final Score: Notre Dame 32, USC 17
