Let me guess. You're back cause you didn't trust my judgment yesterday and completely regret not taking my advice? Listen, it's understandable. Even I didn't expect to go 12 for 16 on day 1 of March Madness. Well, the only thing I really have to say to you is that I went from having no internet to having a TV on the underside of my toilet seat. I'm going to be able to watch the remainder of the tournament action even during piss breaks. Now don't you feel like a dumbass...
While you might in fact be a dumbass, you're here today. Now, I want to preface the board today with a warning. Your jaw might drop when you see this board. Even I got a chill down my spine when I looked at it after making each pick. It's eerie. But you know what we degenerate's do when fear is creeping up on you? You look it right in the eyes, and without a word... fart in its face. Let's fart in fears face today people - day 2 picks...
Cincinnati -4
Texas Tech -13
Kansas State -4.5
Tennessee -17.5
Virginia -22
Buffalo -4.5
Wisconsin -2
Utah State -3
Duke -27.5
Houston -12
UNC -23
Iowa State -5.5
Virginia Tech -10.5