Everyone who is anyone knows that Max Kellerman is a curse in and of himself. Anything he doesn’t touch turns to gold. It’s weird. When he’s around a tree, it turns to ash. When he leaves (good pun by me), it’s blooming with life. ESPN is cutting his paycheck, I wonder why no one likes ESPN anymore... hmm. But that is a discussion for another day.
Max Kellerman undermining Carson Wentz is all I need to know that Carson Wentz is going to be the MVP of the league this year. He may break every quarterback record in the league. I didn’t say it, Kellerman did without even saying it. He meant it.
I mean just look at these stats below:
(if you want stats go look at pro football reference, nerd)
Those numbers are absurd for someone who went from the 3rd ranked player by the NFL Network to the 96th in one season (ding-dongs). And now that he has a knee built like the technology in the Terminator, Jesus, AND the Max Kellerman curse ON HIS SIDE. God help this league. God help them all. Go Birds.
P.S. I will be attending tomorrow nights first preseason match up against the Titans. I'm taking the under (36) in case you were wondering.
P.S.S. Pat this is my 3rd blog of the day, earn your pay dude come on.