Oh the places you’ll go.
You’re living paycheck to paycheck, the bills are endless.
‘This is never ending, this is relentless!’
You take the last of your savings, to the sportsbook you go
‘Joey Digest won’t fail me, this I know.
63% through Week 8,
There’s no stopping him at this rate’.
You put it all on the line, there’s no turning back
Every bet hits, including the thick sack.
You’ve never had this much money, you don’t know what to do
London, Prague, Barcelona, the Louvre!?
You meet a nice broad, she has a nice rack
And this all continues, because you bet the thick sack.
‘Joey Digest, how can I ever thank you!?’
I’m a man of the people, it’s just what I do.
Oh the places you’ll go.
West Virginia @ (5) Oklahoma: Under 63.5
Thick Sack! Oklahoma Is going to dominate in this game, and West Virginia just isn’t going to be able to get anything going. On the road, against Jalen Hurts? I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s done with this game by halftime. The spread is 32 points in favor of Boomer Sooner. Tough look for the Mountaineers today.
Final Score: Oklahoma 42, West Virginia 17
Houston @ UCONN: Houston -21.5
Houston hasn’t had the best season. They were an interesting team to start, but they have kind of fallen off the radar. But I believe in Dana Holgorsen. UCONN stinks. I’m actually taken aback by this spread. I mean, that’s how much UCONN stinks. Cougars cover and it really shouldn’t even be close.
Final Score: Houston 54, UCONN 21
Temple @ (19) SMU: Under 60
My Temple Owls are sneaky good right now. If they win this game, there is no doubt in my mind that they will be in the Top 25 come Monday. There are two different ways I see this game going. Option one, SMU dominates and the Owls can’t get a damn thing going. Absolute blow out, but one that stays under because of the lack of offense. Option two, the Owls defense stuns the Mustangs. Either way – it’s under. You lay the thick sack, and take the under.
Final Score: Temple 27, SMU 21
Kansas @ (15) Texas: Away Team Total Points Under 20.5
Kansas stinks. Kansas on the road stinks even more. They’re putting up on average 22 points per game this season. You’re taking the Longhorns at home here for the under 2 touchdown spread.
Final Score: Texas 32, Kansas 17
(16) Michigan @ (7) Penn State: Under 46.5 & Away Team Total Points Under 19.5
We already know who Michigan is. They’re a fraud 16th seed. However, we don’t really know who Penn State is yet. Sure, they absolutely stomped Maryland (who ended up being a fraud early on), and they duked it out to beat Iowa’s defense on the road by 5 points. That’s not really something that makes me say Top 10 team. So, tonight is a big test for them. This is where the Nittany Lions can shine on a national stage to show the country who they are. If you know anything about Penn State, this is their biggest home game of the year. The crowd will be loud, and Shea Patterson is going to get absolutely smoked by the blue and white. If you think this is a James Franklin vs. John Harbaugh game, you might be right. But John Harbaugh can’t coach pressure situations. The Wolverines will fold under pressure. And for all you nerds out there who need a number in this prediction, Penn State’s defense has given up an average of 8 POINTS A GAME THROUGH 6 GAMES. I mean, the most points they’ve given up this season sits at 13! They haven’t even given up 2 touchdowns in 1 game!! You put your nuts all over this games drum set.
Final Score: Penn State 27, Michigan 13
Running Record: (20-13-2)