Only 3 more weeks of college football. We have to make every last penny count. This is the month that separates the men from the boys. The ‘I only bet moneylines’ crowd from the ‘I’ll take a prop on there being a blocked kick in the 3rd quarter of Liberty vs. Lehigh’ degenerate’s. And while the thought of no more college football Saturday’s breaks my heart, I’m still going to crack a beer, win some cash, and enjoy these last few weeks as much as possible. Let’s make it happen.
(5) Alabama @ Mississippi State: Alabama -18.5
Saban was, still is, and will forever be furious about his team’s performance last weekend. If you looked at him at any moment on the sideline, you could just see it in his face; ‘none of this is my fault, I can’t do anything to help these pathetic losers that I’m stuck with’. I bet he said that to them after the game too. I bet he called them all a bunch of pathetic losers. The Crimson Tide is in state of shock, and the only way to get out of this once in a blue moon funk most people call losing, is to provide a sacrifice. Sorry Mississippi State, but you’re that sacrifice. I wouldn’t be shocked if Alabama wins this game by 70. Seriously. This spread is a joke.
Final Score: Alabama 42, Mississippi State 13
(23) Navy @ (16) Notre Dame: Navy +7
Navy is having a sneaky good season, only having lost to Memphis (who is also sneaky good, more on that later). With that said, their strength of schedule is questionable at best. But I feel like the troops, and anyone for that matter, circle the Notre Dame game before the season even starts. You have to take the touchdown here. Especially with it being a day game. Notre Dame doesn’t have much to play for anymore, they will probably be able to pull away with another dub here, but you have to take the team that will have more fight given a touchdown.
Final Score: Notre Dame 21, Navy 17
(2) Ohio State @ Rutgers: Ohio State -52.5
We have been riding this wave since September. What a ride. Don’t be scared. Let go, and ride it out.
Final Score: Ohio State 62, Rutgers 9
(18) Memphis @ Houston: Memphis -10.5
Fuck Houston. They haven’t helped me since Labor Day. I thought a Tale of Two Holgorsen’s was something to watch, it’s not. Houston has only won 3 games this season. Who did they beat? Prairie View, North Texas, and UConn. Insert the laughing emoji here. Memphis is sneaky good, coming off a huge win against SMU. Only team they’ve lost too was Temple at the Linc in a classic let down spot. Take the Tigers here.
Final Score: Memphis 38, Houston 27
(10) Oklahoma @ (13) Baylor: Baylor +10.5
The undefeated Baylor Bears are 10.5 point home dogs against a Sooners team that not only lost at home to Kansas State, but only beat Iowa State by 1 point a week later!? I’m almost scared to take this line because of how much it doesn’t make sense. This is a statement game for Baylor. Are they for real? Do they belong in the Top 5? Watch out for an outright victory here especially under the lights in McLane Stadium. For the record - still fuck Matt Rhule tho.
Final Score: Baylor 32, Oklahoma 28
Running Record: (30-23-2)