The Degenerate Digest V.92

Well I’ll be. Another winning week. Just doin my job, folks. And just in time for the holidays? Splendid. Just in time for degenerates everywhere to refill their empty wallets and maybe buy an extra bottle of Merlot to accompany the free turkey you used all your Wegmans points on. Just in time to stop at your local Hess gas station and buy little Timmy or Tommy this year's Hess truck. Because just like the Hess truck, the Digest is back and it’s better than ever.

With only two weeks remaining of regular season football, we have a couple different strategies we can go off of. Senior games start today, playoff pushes are plentiful, and teams just dominating ATS are starting to become ever apparent. Let’s just have a good old fashion college football Saturday!

(15) Kansas State @ West Virginia: West Virginia +8

Listen, I know this has not been the season for the Mountaineers. But this team still has some fight to it. And on Senior Day in Morgantown? Neal Brown will have something up his sleeve (if he doesn’t he might be canned but you didn’t hear that from me).

Final Score: Kansas State 34, West Virginia 27

Boston College @ (18) Notre Dame: Notre Dame -20.5

BC kinda stinks. Well, not kinda, they just stink. And another Senior Day game here in South Bend? A lot of people will say ‘look ahead to USC’, I say - make Notre Dame a Top 15 team going into USC!

Final Score: Notre Dame 45, Boston College 21

(2) Ohio State @ Maryland: Ohio State -27

Logic here is fairly simple. Ohio State beat Penn State on the road. Penn State shutout Maryland 30-0 last week. Ohio State is on the road in Maryland.

Final Score: Ohio State 42, Maryland 10

(1) Georgia @ Kentucky: Georgia -22.5

Georgia has covered every spread since October 1st. Don’t question it at this point.

Final Score: Georgia 38, Kentucky 13

(7) USC @ (16) UCLA: USC -2

I am actually stoked about this game. What a turn around the Tojans have had, I wonder why? No doy - Lincoln Riley! This man is so underrated, gets slandered constantly, and just wins football games. Do people realize the shape this program was in just a year ago? It’s wild to see what he’s been able to do this season. And to have your biggest game yet come against a rival team led by Chip Kelly? Cannot wait for this game. I think it will actually be very close, but USC has to win this game so we have an absolute classic of a matchup against Notre Dame Thanksgiving weekend.

Final Score: USC 42, UCLA 37

BONUS PICK:

(10) Utah @ (12) Oregon: Oregon -2

Hahahahahaha fuck you Oregon. I have to throw this in here because those who actually read this blog know what happened last week with our Oregon pick, and why it happened. Fuck Oregon. Joey Digest is happy to pay for your losses.

Final Score: Utah 2, Oregon 0

Running Record: (176-146-6)