The Degenerate Digest v.100

Shiiiiiiiiiiiittt. 100 volumes of this rag. 100 unsponsored, ad free blogs for the people. Well fuck you, I’m selling out! Today’s blog is sponsored by Should. We went 5-5 last week but got bit on some hooks and Should have been in the money. That’s why for this pitiful Week 3 slate, we’re riding on what Should happen. If it Should happen, it could happen. And what more do you need than that?

(7) Penn State @ Illinois: Penn State -14

You know what Should happen in this game? Penn State Should blow the doors off this Illini team. I have talked a big game around the Nittany Lions, and while I know they are their own worst enemy at times, that time Should not be today.

Final Score: Penn State 35, Illinois 17

UMass @ Eastern Michigan: UMass +7

The Minutemen have had a swift landing after their Week 0 win against New Mexico State. Back to back losses to Auburn and Miami (OH) and right back on the bus to Rynearson Stadium. But what do the Eagles have going for them? A win against Howard? UMass Should hold up enough to cover 7. This is such a fucking degenerate pick but let’s be honest - if you’re reading this, you probably need to pay the electric bill with it.

Final Score: UMass 34, Eastern Michigan 27

(8) Washington @ Michigan State: Washington -16.5

Michigan State is in YIKES territory. And for all the wrong reasons. Talkin sexual harassment, folks. The media attention and distraction off the field Should be enough for me to end this paragraph and move on to the next pick, however - I’ll spend some time talking up Washington. They deserve it. *Clears throat* Washington is deece.

Final Score: Washington 42, Michigan State 17

Vanderbilt @ UNLV: Vanderbilt -4.5

What a fucking card. Be better @ NCAA. What an atrocious slate. Embarrassing. Jfc... With how much the Commodores are investing, they Should cover this line.

Final Score: Vanderbilt 28, UNLV 21

Georgia Tech @ (17) Ole Miss: Ole Miss -17.5

I can’t believe what I saw from Ole Miss in the 2nd half last week against Tulane. The adjustments they made to come back to win AND cover are signs of a great football team. You know who is not a great football team? Georgia Tech. This Should be an easy day for Jaxson Dart and the Rebels.

Final Score: Ole Miss 48, Georgia Tech 17

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Running Record: (205-172-7)