The Degenerate Digest v.101

This slate fucking rules. For everything the NCAA failed to give us last week (except my 4-1 performance), they are making up for today. And with a Hurricane moving through the northeast, I will be able to watch every single second. Unless the power and/or Comcast fuck up which is pretty typical even on a 70, sunshine, clear skies kinda day. At least I’m setting expectations accordingly. Speaking of setting expectations, my picks are a little unorthodox for a slate like today. None of my singles are the true top matchups. Why? We’ll get to that later (or scroll to the bottom now dickheads). For now - grab 2 Hurricane’s, a roll of duck tape, and strap yourselves in for an awesome Saturday of college football.

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(4) Florida State @ Clemson: Clemson +2

Why the fuck is this line only 2 points? This makes zero sense. You have to take Clemson. If you’re wrong and Florida State blows the doors off - you at least know you were right all along in the ‘Should’ category. But you know how much of a square you’ll look like if Clemson wins this game outright? I hate it, but you have to do it.

Final Score: Florida State 28, Clemson 27

(15) Ole Miss @ (13) Alabama: Ole Miss +7

Is 7 points really too much for Alabama these days? Yes. Yes it is. Coaching matchup alone should be enough to cover this.

Final Score: Alabama 27, Ole Miss 24

Georgia Tech @ Wake Forest: Wake Forest -4

I think I’m just going to bet against Georgia Tech all year and see what happens. Usually when I say things like that, they immediately fail. But I said it so - no turning back now.

Final Score: Wake Forest 31, Georgia Tech 23

(3) Texas @ Baylor: Texas -17

This is usually a spot where Texas will goof and burn everything they’ve built early this season to the ground. But as I’ve said previously, as a college football fan, you can’t bet against Texas until said goof.

Final Score: Texas 38, Baylor 17

Mississippi State @ South Carolina: South Carolina -6

I actually liked what I saw defensively from South Carolina last week against Georgia. A 24-14 loss to the defending National Champions and #1 overall team in the country isn’t nothing. Back home facing a struggle-bus-city squad in the Bulldogs, I think a touchdown+ victory is more than achievable.

Final Score: South Carolina 30, Mississippi State 23

Now. This is usually the part of the blog where I announce if a #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser is available for the days slate. You’re in luck - it is. However, today I’m posting it directly to the blog instead of going the ‘prove me you read this shit I do for you for free by DMing me’ method. What’s the occasion you ask? It’s Something’s Gotta Give Saturday. Some of the best matchups today are Top 25 teams going head to head, but the kicker? They’re both 3-0. Aka, something’s gotta give. For today’s teaser we’re taking everything Vegas is willing to give us on these matchups and buying 9.5.

Running Record: (209-173-7)