Want an apology? Lick my taint. I don’t think I’ve had a stretch run like this before. What, 3-12 the past two weeks? What’s the point in saying sorry now - get a grip. Be a man, take out another loan with the fake pay stubs you got out of the main line Wawa trash can, and get to fucking work.
(1) Georgia @ Vanderbilt: Georgia -32.5
I’ve been shitting on Vanderbilt all season. While my bet against them a couple weeks back against Mizzou didn’t pan out, I feel like it has to today. Not just because I hate Vandy, but because there is no ‘great’ team in college football (yet). No one is the clear front runner, no leader of the pack. I’m trusting this game to be double the statement the game against Kentucky last weekend was for the Bulldogs.
Final Score: Georgia 54, Vanderbilt 13
Syracuse @ (4) Florida State: Under 53.5
I haven’t watched a second of the Orangemen this season. But I have heard good things about their defense. Going up against an undefeated Seminole squad, the week of Indigenous People’s Day? Syracuse is about to litter so fucking much.
Final Score: Florida State 28, Syracuse 21
Cal @ (16) Utah: Cal +10
What the fuck am I doing? This is what 3-12 looks like, folks. Utah is still pretty banged up and has been fighting to stay in games. Cal has nothing to lose, literally - not a single conference wants them in realignment.
Final Score: Utah 32, Cal 24
(10) USC @ (21) Notre Dame: Over 60.5
What a fall from grace, Notre Dame. Bless the heavens above for USC’s outright awful defense. Seriously, it’s such a shame they’re named the Trojan’s. The partnership opportunities, should they be able to stop anything, could have been glorious in the NIL era.
Final Score: Notre Dame 32, USC 31
(18) UCLA @ (15) Oregon State: Oregon State -3
I just like Oregon State. And fuck Chip Kelly.
Final Score: Oregon State 69, UCLA 0
My heart can’t handle another 1 leg loss in the #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser this week, so it’s a no go. Instead, enjoy the 2nd linked track from the fan-hated album ‘California’ by Blink-182. Oh, and take Louisville -6.5 - I'm counting this in the overall record. You're welcome for the extra pick, diligent reader. Unless it loses. Which it probably will.
Running Record: (214-189-7)
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