The Degenerate Digest V.106

Holy shit. Friday weddings are something else. They suck you in and spit you the fuck out. That’s why this week is Sentence week. No, not like the sentence you got dealt last week trying to sell lucy’s outside of the Royal Farms off I-76. Fucking degenerates.

The song for this week comes from a first time, long time. Shoutout to the Johnston’s (Ian’s got some moves brotha don’t question it).

Disclaimer: Neil Diamond wrote this song for a 13 year old girl he had a crush on. Kinda weird how popular it is in sports. Gross. I hate it. But like I said, first time, long time.

(4) Florida State @ Wake Forest: Wake Forest +21.5

I’m chasing a Florida State flub.

Final Score: Florida State 42, Wake Forest 23

Uconn @ Boston College: Boston College -14

Many people have told me Boston College is a wagon, let’s find out.

Final Score: Boston College 34, Uconn 17

South Carolina @ Texas A&M: South Carolina +17.5

I think Jimbo Fisher is trying to get that oil money buyout.

Final Score: South Carolina 28, Texas A&M 27

West Virginia @ UCF: West Virginia +7

I feel like this Mountaineer team has way more than what we saw against Pitt.

Final Score: West Virginia 35, UCF 31

Clemson @ NC State: NC State +9.5

Defense wins championships, and Dabo Swinney will never see another one since he said on air he’s considering suicide.

Final Score: Clemson 24, NC State 17

(1) Georgia @ Florida: Georgia -14

World’s Largest Tailgate, give me the Dogs.

Final Score: Georgia 38, Florida 21

Michigan State @ Minnesota: Minnesota -6.5

Michigan State is booty cheeks, shoutout their coaching staff.

Final Score: Minnesota 28, Michigan State 21

(24) USC @ Cal: USC -10

A lottttttt of shit talk going on about Caleb Williams, I still believe.

Final Score: USC 35, Cal 24

Colorado @ (23) UCLA: Colorado +15

Wanna make it to a bowl game Uncle Deon? Fuck Chip Kelly.

Final Score: UCLA 42, Colorado 35

No #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser, get another beermosa like me and listen to Creed.

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