The Degenerate Digest v.107

6-3? You better believe it, bucko. Don't let me get hot. There are some huge match-ups this weekend. Some people might call it separation Saturday. Not me. No, I like to go a different thematic route when it comes to today's slate. Don't get me wrong, it's along the same lines. I just feel like there is more creativity to be had. And thus, may I direct your attention to the wise words of Macho Man Randy Savage to truly encapsulate these weekend games.

My Top 6 teams in the country right now are as follows: Georgia, Michigan, Ohio State, Alabama, Florida State, and Washington/Oregon. The reason I get to lump Washington/Oregon together is the same reason I get to lump any Pac-12 teams in a Top 6 lineup this late in the season. They will always, ALWAYS, find a way to shoot themselves in the foot. They will always be on the outside looking in. As for the rest of the bunch, I think it's fairly in order outside of Alabama. But I've been on this train for weeks now, Alabama is making the college football playoff.

I'm going to use the Randy Savage mentality with these teams and say they're the cream of the crop. They always rise to the top. It's Week 10, we're betting on the cream (except Washington/Oregon, they don't use Hood in the Pac-12).

(1) Ohio State @ Rutgers: Ohio State -18.5

I love you Rutgers, I really do. I would love nothing more than for you to upset the potentially NCAA informant Buckeye's (Ryan Day's a rat). But the narratives that have been brewing for the past couple of weeks on and off the field, there's just no way Ohio State doesn't curb stomp you today.

Final Score: Ohio State 45, Rutgers 21

(12) Missouri @ (2) Georgia: Georgia -15.5

I don't know how many people told me last week my Georgia bet was gonna goof with Brock Bowers being out. What those people don't realize is Brock is only a single serving in a gallon of cream. This might be close for the first couple of series, but at home I expect the Bulldogs to lap it up.

Final Score: Georgia 42, Missouri 23

(4) Florida State @ Pitt: Florida State -21.5

I've been chasing a Florida State loss for weeks now. It hasn't come. When you're this late in the season you have to be man enough to recognize your mistakes and correct them. I am humbled. Pour me a White Russian, the dude abides.

Purdue @ (3) Michigan: Michigan -32.5

Michigan is out to drown teams in cream. When they order their morning cup of Joey Digest, they order it the Michael Scott way.

Final Score: Michigan 54, Purdue 17

(14) LSU @ (8) Alabama: Alabama -3.5

I really do believe Alabama is just way better than what many people are chalking up a 1 loss Nick Saban team to be. And when it comes to coaching match-ups, there's no way you can look me in the eye and say Brian Kelley has the edge.

Final Score: Alabama 32, LSU 27

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Nebraska @ Michigan State: Nebraska -3

You should never bet on Nebraska, I've learned that the hard way. But what I haven't learned the hard way is betting against Michigan State. Matt Rhule has something going here.

Final Score: Nebraska 28, Michigan State 21

Running Record: (225-200-7)