The Degenerate Digest v.114

What a fuckin loser I am huh. Back to back years of just getting plowed in the playoff by Vegas. At least last year I still had the Georgia call. I’ve talked so much shit on Michigan and the Pac12 over the years, I’m not sure I’ll even be able to get up for this game. With that said, I provide a service to the people. The people that are hockin’ their grandmothers jewelry to make back their losses from this terrible season of the Digest. Credit to you, dedicated degenerate. You are who I do this, whatever this is, for.

(2) Washington @ (1) Michigan: Washington +4.5

Penix is the highlight of this game. When the better quarterback is a 4.5 point dog, you have to take him. Does Michigan still win this game? Probably, they’re cheaters. But I think it will be close enough where I’m comfortable starting kickoff with 4.5 in my pocket.

Final Score: Michigan 30, Washington 27

See you shit bags next season.

Running Record: (240-213-7)