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The Degenerate Digest v.118

  • Writer: frontstoopsports
    frontstoopsports
  • Sep 14, 2024
  • 3 min read


Why are you still reading at this point? Sure, you probably know me. In fact, I probably sent this to you directly. Why continue to support this rag?


I’LL TELL YA WHY


I’m not some fuckin joker that’s going to call it after Week 2. Not uh. Not me. That’s not me. That’s for people who pay their taxes and go to church. To be clear, I pay my taxes, and I’ve at least thought about going to church. BUT YOU GET THE POINT! I’m not expecting you to get the point, but it’s simple. We have plenty of time. Nothing but time in fact. If time was a currency like it is in the flop film In Time, I’d be flush -

ing it down the toilet putting it all on black. Life of a degenerate, folks.


Insert Week 3. It sucks. But it doesn’t mean we can’t find some losers. Onto the picks.. 




(16) LSU @ South Carolina: LSU -6.5


Notre Dame just lost to the MAC. The whole world saw it, which also means Brian Kelly saw it. Which can only mean one thing - he’s going to try swallowing the Cocks today. Classic SC joke by me. Credit to me. 


Final Score: LSU 34, South Carolina 17


Coastal Carolina @ Temple: Coastal Carolina -17



I don’t know why it took me this long to get up on my fucking surf board. But here we are. Temple might be worse than Colorado, and that’s saying something. Ride the fucking ride until the alumni office calls me to donate to their dog water bullshit. Oh wait, they just did. Twice. Live. As I write. 



No matter, we still ride!


Final Score: Coastal Carolina 100, Temple 0*

*PS Temple is totally gonna win outright today.


WVU @ Pitt: WVU -2.5


It took everything on God’s green earth for Pitt to finally get moving and leave Cincy with a win last week. WVU held their own against Penn State. Not saying much after Bowling Green, but we’ll credit WVU while we can. Pitt is going to try wearing the Mountaineer defense out. When the only thing they’re going to wear out is their 2-0 start. Am I using the word ‘wear’ correctly hear? Hmm.. whatever.

Final Score: WVU 27, Pitt 24


App State @ East Carolina: App State -1.5


I feel like people have gotten lost on AppS. AppS rock. They wet your whistle. A good AppSets the tone. If you’ve ever sat down and truly appreciated AppS, you know what I mean. While they can’t always compare with the larger, heavier volume course (Clemson last week), they show up when you need them the most. AppS. 

Final Score: App State 42, East Carolina 34


Indiana @ UCLA: Indiana -3.5


Am I the only person on the planet that saw UCLA almost lose to Hawaii? I may be the only person on the planet that saw UCLA almost lose to Hawaii. They might not score a point today.


Final Score: Indiana 31, UCLA 27


BONUS BETS:


UCF @ TCU: TCU -2.5



Final Score: TCU 34, UCF 31


(12) Utah @ Utah State: Utah -17.5


Guest wifey pick? First time, long time. The lovely Misses has been glued to the TV on some Mormon Housewife ba-ba-ba-boo-shit. With that said, she assured me this pick was the way to go. A religiously driven guarantee. Let’s see what you’re made of, Mrs. Digest. 

Final Score: Utah 35, Utah State 14


No Premium Member Tickle Teaser this week, you got bonus bets - deal with it. 


Running Record: (246-223-7)

 
 
 

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