The Degenerate Digest v.126

What’s it even matter anyway? Time is a flat circle. I’ll just keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again. Vegas will always find a way to put the chloroform over my mouth and silence me. In times like these, I like to turn to my therapists, Hunter S. Thompson and Tyler Durden.

Wise words for a lost man. Letting go this week - but I still got you, fellow degenerates. I know just how to see the board this weekend.

Home team is heads, road team is tails. I'm not flipping the coin either, I'm having a third party take care of that for me.

(4) Miami @ Georgia Tech: Miami -9.5

It was tails.

Final Score: Miami 34, Georgia Tech 21

Flordia @ (5) Texas: Texas -21.5

It was heads.

Final Score: Texas 42, Florida 17

(2) Georgia @ (16) Ole Miss: Ole Miss +1.5

It was heads.

Final Score: Georgia 28, Ole Miss 27

Michigan @ (8) Indiana: Michigan +14.5

It was tails.

Final Score: Michigan 27, Indiana 24

(19) Clemson @ Virginia Tech: Clemson -5.5

It was tails.

Final Score: Clemson 32, Virginia Tech 24

(11) Alabama @ (14) LSU: LSU +2.5

It was heads.

Final Score: Alabama 32, LSU 30

Florida State @ (10) Notre Dame: Notre Dame -24.5

It was heads.

Final Score: Notre Dame 38, Florida State 13

(9) BYU @ Utah: Utah +3.5

It was heads.

Final Score: Utah 20, BYU 17

PS: I'm sure a lot of you will look down on this strategy. I do not give one singular fuck. I will do anything to preserve my running record.

Running Record: (269-252-7)