Well, as it turns out, I was right again - Oregon fucking sucks. Basically negates the loss on the Digest’s record. Not technically, but basically.
It’s the last regular season weekend of college football. What a long, strange trip it’s been. I’m thankful for every minute of it. Except for any minute of Oregon, they fucking suck.
(2) Ohio State @ (5) Michigan: Ohio State -7
Michigan is not that guy, pal. The Buckeyes are. What I mean to say, is Ohio State is going to the college football playoff, Michigan is not. It’s pretty mind boggling we’re getting this at just a touchdown. Especially after what they did to the other overrated college football team from Michigan last week. I know our usual logic is ‘can’t get beat by the same state in back to back weeks’, but this week we’re making a slight tweak. One team sticking it to two teams from the same state back to back. Buckeye’s in a route.
Final Score: Ohio State 42, Michigan 17
(3) Alabama @ Auburn: Under 57
Ah yes, the Iron Bowl. One of the best games of the season. Do you know how much food and booze the players on both these teams likely had the past 48-72 hours? Nick Saban is going to bring his team into Jordan-Hare with a molasses playbook. Control the clock, get into playoff form. Do all the little things right. Will Auburn try to put up points? They’ll try. And they’ll fail. Thick Sack.
Final Score: Alabama 35, Auburn 14
Kentucky @ Louisville: Kentucky +3
I watched Kentucky for the first time last weekend and let me tell ya, they’re not half bad. In a rivalry game like this, there’s no doubt it’s going to be close. But when it comes to who scores last, I have to take Kentucky knowing what I know from the eye test last week. Simple as that, trust the gut.
Final Score: Kentucky 38, Louisville 34
Tulane @ Memphis: Memphis -6
I don’t know much about these two teams, but when I saw this spread I nearly pooped my pants. Tulane is dog water. I don’t need to know anything about Memphis to know in their last home game of the season, they’re going to do everything they need to to molly-wop the Green Wave.
Final Score: Memphis 32, Tulane 13
(6) Notre Dame @ Stanford: Notre Dame -20.5
I mean, there is just no way Notre Dame should be favored by 20 or more against really anyone. I understand they could be a potential ‘sneak in’ team should chaos ensue today, but 3TD favorites is just silly. Especially to a Stanford team who took down Oregon earlier this season that somehow everyone but myself forgot about. Don’t forget about it - because Oregon fucking sucks, therefore no credit to Stanford for beating them. Irish should win this game by 6TD’s.
Final Score: Notre Dame 45, Stanford 13
Running Record: (127-104-3)
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