The Degenerate Digest v.89

There are few simple truths in life. Oxygen is required, vegans are wrong, and I am too hungover to be writing this. With that said, it’s gameday. Well… gameday in the sense that I am in State College and have a tailgate to get to in less and 60 minutes. So enough with the small talk, here are the picks.

(2) Ohio State @ (13) Penn State: Penn State +15.5

I’ll be in the house, have to take it.

Final Score: Ohio State 34, Penn State 21

(7) TCU @ West Virginia: TCU -7.5

Most would say a top ten team on the road in Morgantown on Halloween weekend is bad news bears. But I’m not most people. The Horned Frogs will take yet another win on their road to a perfect season.

Final Score: TCU 37, West Virginia 28

Florida @ (1) Georgia: Florida +23.5

Fuck Florida, but this is too many points. Why am I doing this to myself?

Final Score: Georgia 42, Florida 24

(19) Kentucky @ (3) Tennessee: Tennessee -12.5

If Tennessee is as real as they say they are, they should win this game by 4 touchdowns. I’ll still call them real if they cover, but they should win by 4 touchdowns.

Final Score: Tennessee 38, Kentucky 17

Pitt @ (21) UNC: Over 65.5

Let’s get 100 points in this game. Tease it up as many points as you can. Alternate totals. Whatever you need to do.

Final Score: UNC 58, Pitt 45

Running Record: (165-142-6)