Imagine not taking my picks last week. Fucking idiots. Do you know who I am? We are literally playing for free this week. It’s a free ride. For those of you who listened and went 4-1, and those even furtherly dedicated members who DM’d me for the #PremiumMemberTickleTease, congrats. You have a brain connected to a set of ears that combine to perform quite an intelligent act a lot of people in this world simply do not possess. The ability to listen to me. To put it simply, let’s take a possessive pronoun spin on the infamous Dennis Green quote; ‘he was who we thought he was, and we let him off the hook’. Imagine not taking my picks this week… fucking idiots. It’s a free ride!
Tulsa @ (11) Oklahoma State: Over 66.5
If you want to wait and take a live over after the first quarter is complete, go for it. It’s going to take the Oklahoma State offense a minute to settle in, but once they do – it’s showtime. A lot of people are looking for Spencer Sanders, Chuba Hubbard, and Tylan Wallace to be some of the best offensive names in the game this season. Tulsa will meet them for a drive.. maybe. But once the first Cowboys touchdown is scored, it’s game over.
Final Score: Oklahoma State 45, Tulsa 23
Syracuse @ (25) Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh -20.5
I’m glad I gave this line some time and got a little more movement in our favor. Pittsburgh aired it OUT last week against Austin Pee Pee. Their offense has improved dramatically, and their defense is still a top dog in the ACC. The Orangemen surprised me against UNC.. in the first half. But two road games to start their dismal outlooking covid campaign is not going to help them here. Mark Whipple will leave no mercy.
Final Score: Pitt 42, Syracuse 21
Navy @ Tulane: Navy +5.5
Navy got blown out of the water last week. The midshipmen went into Mormon territory and their ship sunk. Losing 55-3 is not something our troops will forget. We’re talking tackles, folks. The under is going to look spicy in this one, as the running game is going to be utilized to its fullest on both sides of the field. There’s no way Navy doesn’t ensure the minds of all watching that they are still the hardest hitting mother fuckers on water.
Final Score: Navy 24, Tulane 21
USF @ (7) Notre Dame: Notre Dame -23.5
Notre Dame didn’t look great last week, but they didn’t look horrible. USF however, will look horrible today. Coming off a 27-6 win verse Citadel, there’s just no chance in hell the Bulls are waking up for this one. I expect the Irish to pick up where they left off in the second half against Duke and get their offense rolling with a little more consistency and grit on the front line. The opportunity is there, they need to prove their ranking today.
Final Score: Notre Dame 45, USF 17
(17) Miami @ (18) Louisville: Louisville -1.5
There’s really not much to say about this pick aside from the fact that it’s a wave pick. Malik Cunningham did it last week, and we’re riding. It’s as simple as that. We’re searching for the ride, the ultimate ride. Don’t question it until it ends.
Final Score: Louisville 32, Miami 28
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